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Some Blue Island Beer Club Songs:
Alita's LullabyAnd the Women
Birthright to the Blues
Blues In My Pocket
Dolphins Play
Eye Contact
Lone Palm Tree
No Redeeming Features
One More Day
Spent
Stocking Island
Til the Lion Come
Wishing Well Blues
Wonder Why
You Make It Easy
No Redeeming Features
Words and Music by Colin Ward
Well my girlfriend's not the best on a scale of one to ten,She's got two or three bad habits that she's had since way back when,
Her waist is not the trimmest and her eyes can hardly see,
She's got no redeeming features, except she's in love with me
No redeeming features, we never can agree,
No redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me
My girlfriend's not the best, she don't have what it takes,
Her bank account is small and she spends more than she makes,
She drives a Chevy pickup truck on a weekly spending spree,
She's got no redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me
No redeeming features, we always disagree,
No redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me
My girlfriend likes to have her way, she thinks she runs the show
She smiles and tells me what to do, and I just can't say no
Well I guess I'm not good looking and my belly's seen some beer,
My job don't pay too much, I've had it up to here,
On a scale of one to ten, I only rate a three,
I've got no redeeming features, and she's too good for me
No redeeming features, no one calls me Sir,
No redeeming features, but I'm in love with her
No redeeming features, we never can agree,
No redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me
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